Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Weak
- Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
Posted in Category: English Funny SMS
By: Dapper On: Friday, July 27, 2007
- Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle Fiza aa gayi,
Ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Japan On: Monday, July 30, 2007
- Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai.
Posted in Category: Hindi Funny SMS
By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007
- Jan Hai
Teri Maa Di,
Tere Peo Di,
Teri Behan Di,
Tere Bhra Di,
Teri Bhabi Di,
Tere Pure Khandan Di,
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hai
Posted in Category: Punjabi Funny SMS
By: Sumbul On: Sunday, September 23, 2007
- Mohabbat ka imtihan aasan nahi.
Pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi.
Muddat bith jati hai kisi k intizaar me.
Yeh sirf ek pal do pal ka kaam nahi.
Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: Dapper On: Sunday, July 29, 2007
- FIRST SIGHT
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
Posted in Category: English Love SMS
By: Japan On: Sunday, July 29, 2007
- Jo Palpal chlati rahe wo zindagi,
Jo harpal jalti rahe wo roshni,
Jo palpal khiti rahe wo mohabbat,
jo kisi pal sath na chode wo dosti!
Posted in Category: Urdu Friendship SMS
By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007
- FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
Posted in Category: English Friendship SMS
By: Ariese Ansari On: Sunday, July 29, 2007
- Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Posted in Category: Sardar Ji SMS
By: Dapper On: Sunday, July 29, 2007
- What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Posted in Category: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Master Mind On: Sunday, July 29, 2007
- This Love is LOVE the LOVE best LOVE way LOVE to LOVE say LOVE to LOVE U LOVE that LOVE I LOVE Miss LOVE U LOVE.
read it again without word LOVE
Posted in Category: Missing You SMS
By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007
- He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.
Posted in Category: Decent SMS Jokes
By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007
- Every morning U are the first thing that come 2 my mind.
I wish I would start my day with U in my bed.
I Luv ur feel on my lips. U just make my day.
I luv U Nescafe.
Posted in Category: Good Morning SMS
By: Dapper On: Wednesday, September 19, 2007
- Good Night
As u go 2 bed 2nite,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, &
2 make sure u r alryt,
i LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck
goodnight..
Posted in Category: Good Night SMS
By: Rehan On: Sunday, September 23, 2007
- PEACE ON EARTH
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
Posted in Category: Cool Jokes
By: Sumbul On: Sunday, September 23, 2007
- Namaz ki Shaan
Jub aap namaz k liye khare hote ho to, sar se aasman tak Rehmat-e-Ilahi ghata ban ker cha jati hai, Farishte aapke chehre ki taraf jama ho jate hain,
Aik Farishta pukarta hai, ae namazi agar tu dekh le k tere samne kon hai or tu kis se baat kar raha hai to KHUDA ki qasam tu qayamat tak salam na pheray.
Posted in Category: Islamic SMS
By: Master Mind On: Sunday, September 23, 2007
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